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Olde Ghoul

by The Gooners

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1.
My Ghoul 03:00
I drink moonshine on a sunny day When its cold outside I wish dug a grave I guess you slay what can make me squeel this way? My Ghoul My Ghoul My Ghoul Talking bout My Ghoul, MY GHOUL! I’ve got so much venom, the snakes envy me I’ll give you seizures long, it’ll hurt just to breathe I guess you slay what can make me squeel this way? My Ghoul My Ghoul My Ghoul Talking bout My Ghoul, MY GHOUL! I don’t need no mummies, potions or pain I’ve got all the witches baby, one lance can maim. I guess you slay what can make me squeel this way? My Ghoul My Ghoul My Ghoul Talking bout My Ghoul, MY GHOUL!
2.
I thought blood was only blue in scary tales Red in someone else, but not in me Someone’s out to get me That’s the way it seems Disappointment haunting all of my screams Then I clawed her face, now I'm gonna cleave her Just in case, she doubts I’m unkind Drink her blood, OOO I’m gonna cleave her I’m gonna leave her to die I thought blood was more or less a living thing Cuz more I drink the less I’ll rot What's the use in dyin'? Is it all in vain? If I see the sunshine I’ll be slain Then I clawed her face, now I'm gonna cleave her Just in case, she doubts I’m unkind Drink her blood, OOO I’m gonna cleave her I’m gonna leave her to die
3.
We were scorned before the wind Also plundered than the sun Where the body bag was sunk As we sailed into the cryptic Hark, now hear the sailors cry Smell the sea and say goodbye Let your soul and spirit die Into the cryptic And when that fog horn blows you will be dying slow And when the fog horn blows you’re gonna fear it, you better fear it cuz Im gonna eat your gypsy soul Just like satan in the days of old Then horrifically you will float, Into the cryptic
4.
Early in the evenin' just about supper time, Over by the courthouse they're starting to unwind. Four kids in the cauldron frying to fill you up. Villain grabs some brain juice and he pours it in a cup. Down in the cauldron, soon we will eat Little boys and girls are the main course Grab a drink and lap the meat Gabba hits the washboard and people just vomit vile, Vader, thumps the gut bass and he boils for a while. Rotter twangs the rhythm out then screams out of the blue. Villain does a Gooners dance like bubbles on the stew. Down in the cauldron, soon we will eat Little boys and girls are the main course Grab a drink and lap the meat Things could be so deadly if you hang around, Each mans got a sickel, and he’ll slay you to the ground Over in the cauldron there's a crabby noise. Goblins come from all around to gobble girls and boys. Down in the cauldron, soon we will eat Little boys and girls are the main course Grab a drink and lap the meat
5.
Tasty prey, flesh so tender better than beef stew Mortal beings, ah mortals beings, fresh meat barbecue You’ll be in a trance, lose a little blood, Get Dead Tonight, Get Dead Tonight You’ll be in a trance, lose a little blood, Get Dead Tonight, Get Dead Tonight Tasty, prey, I'll eat you, Say grace, with wine. Turn your skin into leather. Deep freeze your spine You’ll be in a trance, lose a little blood, Get Dead Tonight, Get Dead Tonight You’ll be in a trance, lose a little blood, Get Dead Tonight, Get Dead Tonight Get Dead Get Dead Get Dead Get Dead Get Dead Goodnight!
6.
Axman 02:48
Let me tell you how it will bleed There's blood for you, nine spleens for me Cuz I'm the axman, yeah, I'm the axman Should my ax blade appear too dull Be thankful I don't crush your skull Cos I'm the axman, yeah I'm the axman If you take a walk, I'll ax your feet If you try to sit, I'll ax your seat If you get too cold I'll ax the heat If you try to eat, I’ll ax your meat axman! Cos I'm the axman, yeah I'm the axman Don't ax me what I want blood for (Aahh Jack The Ripper) If you don't want to bleed some more (Aahh Mack The Knife) Cos I'm the axman, yeah, I'm the axman Now my advice for those who die Be sure to thank the axman guy Cos I'm the axman, yeah, I'm the axman And you're shrieking for no one but me Axman!
7.
Don't be so quick to walk away (In Transylvania) I wanna drink you blood, please stay (In Transylvania) When your throat gets slit, you’ll be slain (with a lancylvania) And I will Drink your blood till the break of day (In Transylvania) You’re alive, but I don't mind Just wanna drink your blood I'll drink whatever you have Come on and give me some See, I've been stalkin' you And I like the way you dance So I’m gonna use my lance cuz I’ve got a blood romance So you grab your veins and you try to stay alive But the more you fight it you will slowly realize Since you felt the prick, my little bite You have passed to your death, now you run from the light Don't be so quick to walk away (In Transylvania) I wanna drink you blood, please stay (In Transylvania) When your throat gets slit, you’ll be slain (In Transylvania) and I will Drink your blood till the break of day (In Transylvania) I mean lots of harm Just wanna drink you blood Be it from neck or armThere’s gonna be a red flood See, it appears to meYou like the way I hang So I’ll let you join my gang Pull you close to bare my fangs Stalk and destroy No disrespect, but I mean some harm Stalk and destroy Put my fangs right into your arm Stalk and destroy Hurry up 'cause you're takin' too long Stalk and destroy You’ll be vaccinated by the end of this song So what did you come here for {I’ll necromance with you} Your blood is gonna hit the floor {I’ll put my lance in you} Be undead for evermore {I'm in a trance} If blood is here I want more, girl
8.
Mortals 03:34
Have you ever seen a vampire in the flesh? We sink our teeth into your neck like the movies We’ll show up right at your address, In a torn-up gown, we’re oh so scary! And we don’t care if you’re old and gray and pissin in ur panties Trick or treatin wishing for some candies We don't care, we’ll give you heart attacks with our screams And everybody's like grab your garlic, hide under the bed sheets. We’ll still find you bite you then you’re dead meat We don't care, we just caught up in a blood affair. cuz we'll never be mortals (mortals). It don't run in our blood, That kinda strife just ain't for us. Because our veins are filled with puss. Let me be a gooner (gooner), You can call me mean queen cuz baby I'm cruel, I'm cruel, I'm cruel, I'm cruel. Let me give you agony. My friends and I aim for the throat. We sink our canines in the veins of the body. And everyone who knows us knows every time we kiss, Our lips get bloody. oh ooh oh We're sicker than you’ve ever dreamed, And I'm in love with being mean. Ooh ooh oh Life is lame without a scare cuz we’re caught up in a blood affair.
9.
1693 03:25
I was screamin' when I wrote this Forgive me if I don’t convey But when I woke I heard moanin' Coulda sworn it wasn’t faraway The cry was so hurtful, There were ghouls and goblins everywhere Tryin' 2 run from all the witches, U know I didn't even scare 'Cuz they say the salem witch trials are the way the death came to me So tonight were going to party like it’s 1693 I was screamin' when I wrote this So sue me if I go 2 fast But I’m in a witch party, and parties weren't meant 2 last Warlocks all around us, my mind says prepare 2 fright And if I’m gonna die I'm gonna listen 2 the gooners tonight 'Cuz they say the salem witch trials are the way the death came to me So tonight were going to party like it’s 1693 If you aren’t out trick or treatin Don't bother knockin' on my door Gobba ghoul is in the pocket, and baby he’s ready to snore Yeah, everybody knows a witch, We could all die any day But before I'll let that happen, I'll lance my life away 'Cuz they say the salem witch trials are the way the death came to me So tonight were going to party like it’s 1693
10.
Tasty Blood 03:02
I can hear her heart beat from a thousand miles and her neck veins open and they fill my vials When I drink her blood well it’s lot of fun and I’ll drink her empty, til she’s left with none She gives me blood, blood, blood, blood, TASTY BLOOD She gives me blood, blood, blood, blood, TASTY BLOOD Shes a divine septic tumor when Im feeling low down And when I drink her blood when the sun goes down Take away her troubles, take away her grief Take away her fluids, in the night like a thief She gives me blood, blood, blood, blood, TASTY BLOOD She gives me blood, blood, blood, blood, TASTY BLOOD Yes I’m sleeping in the daytime So I’ll eat her in the night Yes I want to put my claws around her, rip her cut her, slit her with a bite When the fire is burning and the skies are grey And we rendezvous in the alleyway Yes I make her lifeless, like a lump of coal And her skin turns yellow as I eat her soul She gives me blood, blood, blood, blood, TASTY BLOOD She gives me blood, blood, blood, blood, TASTY BLOOD
11.
You've got a foe in me You've got a foe in me Maybe I will fill your head with piles and piles of some ice cold lead You won’t remember but soon you’ll be dead cuz, you've got a foe in me Yeah, you've got a foe in me You've got a foe in me You've got a foe in me give you troubles, give you the flu There isn't any filth I wouldn't spew at you I’ll stick your sweater in some pee and some poo 'Cause you've got a foe in me You've got a foe in me Some other folks might be A little bit meaner than I am Bigger and stronger too, maybe But none of them will ever hate you The way I do, it's me and you, boy And as your fears subside Your family will surely die You're gonna see I’m your enemy You've got a foe in me You've got a foe in me You've got a foe in me
12.
No Joy 02:28
All of my slugs all of my demons' Come with me and you'll be a-screamin' No Joy, when you're with me No Joy, the world can see That you, were meant, to bleed All of my life I've been hating Tonight there'll be slow...mutilatin' No Joy, when you're with me No Joy, the world can see That you, were meant, to bleed Scars appear and heads will be falling You will feel your heart a-stalling Witches in a coven, and the rabid dogs bite I'm gonna eat five babies tonight All of my slugs all of my demons' Come with me and you'll be a-screamin' No Joy, when you're with me No Joy, the world can see That you, were meant, to bleed
13.
This drink called blood, it comes from mortal flesh This drink called blood, I must get more of it you ain't ready Crazy little drink called blood This drink (this drink) Called blood (called blood) It boils (like a baby)In a cauldron all night It flows (woo woo) goes squish (woo woo) It stings your skin just like a jelly fish and I like it Crazy little drink called blood I’ll give you rabies I know how to mock a troll Spleens drive me crazy They give me halloween fever Then leave me in a ghoulish sweat Goblins and ghouls, relax, let’s rip up railroad track's with a heartbeat, we’ll strike And if you don’t die on a motorbike You'll be beheaded Crazy little drink called blood

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Starring:

Mark Bader (Bass/Vocals) as "Darth Bader"
Willy O'Riley (Keys/Vocals) as "Villain O'Violent"
Chris Potter (Guitar/Vocals) as "Corpse Rotter"
Paul Mastriani (Drums) as "Gobba Ghoul"
Dave Chisholm (Trumpet) as "Grave Diggum"
Evan Dobbins (Trombone) as "Gremlin Goblins"
Champagne Brown (Vocals) as "Vamp-Pain Drown"

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released October 28, 2016

Lyrics by Darth Bader, Villian O'Violent, Corpse Rotter and Vamp-Pain Drown.
Music by The Gooners

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